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Bird Poop – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds




“You were really hoping to see a bird poop on my head again, weren’t you?”

That’s what I told my mom the other day when we were out shopping and she had me get out of the car to “plow the road” for her when she came upon a section of the parking lot that was filled with seagulls just sleeping and sunning themselves on the asphalt and not at all interested in moving out of the way for us.


This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – To Pooh a Villain

(funny images were found on Pinterest)



Author: jowensauthor

I'm a geeky, animal/cat-loving author of Fantasy and YA Fiction. I'm a supporter of animal charities such as the WWF. I'm also a fan of anime and sci-fi/fantasy. I'm an avid reader as well, and enjoy mainly reading fantasies, mysteries, and books about animals. I have a B.A. in History with a minor in English. I also dabble in making jewelry, reading tarot, and am interested in the paranormal. You can find out more about me and my various books and writings at my website: You can also find me on Facebook, Google+, Tumblr, Twitter, Goodreads, and Pinterest.

4 thoughts on “Bird Poop – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

  1. Hahaha! Love the cats. ๐Ÿ˜€

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  2. I think those kitties totally have the right idea!๐Ÿ˜

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