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Fun With Leaves – Stream of Consciousness Saturday #SoCS

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Matt was out in his backyard, raking up leaves. His yard was fairly large and there were a lot of trees around, so he had been at it for quite a while. His big black and white Maine Coon cat, Sylvester, had joined him about halfway through his raking, and Matt would take a break now and then to watch the cat play with some of the leaves. Watching the cat play put a smile on his face and helped him to not feel quite so tired.

Sylvester was having a good time outside. He loved that Matt had put in a cat door a few months ago, allowing him to go in and out at will. He especially enjoyed it now that Autumn had come. The temperature was cooling off, and more importantly, the leaves were falling from the trees. Playing with the leaves was one of his favorite things. He loved the crackly sound they made under his paws. Batting them around was lots of fun, but what was even more fun was jumping and swatting at the leaves as they fell towards the ground.

But the most fun of all was jumping into the big pile of leaves after Matt had finished raking them. And it looked like Matt was just about done.

As Sylvester watched, Matt raked the last few leaves over to the big pile in the middle of the yard. Matt stepped back, let the rake fall to the ground, and wiped his brow.

“Whew,” he said tiredly. “Finally, it’s finished.”

Sylvester then took his cue. He ran at top speed for the pile, and before Matt knew what was happening, the big cat jumped right into the pile. Leaves went flying everywhere while, from the center of the pile, Sylvester began jumping and swatting at the falling leaves nearest him.

Matt stared in horror and groaned, “Oh, Sylvester, no. Why did you do that? Now I’ve got to start all over again.”

Sylvester paid him no mind. He was having too much fun with the leaves.

 


This post is part of the Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt, “leaves”:

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS June 22/19

 

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Happy Star Wars Day

To all the Star Wars fans out there, May the Fourth…er, Force, be with you

(The following images are from my Pinterest)


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Be A Dragon – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #FantasyMonth

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – I need to get out more


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Make Up Your Mind, Mother Nature! – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

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“Well, it’s official. The weather has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.” – anonymous

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Share The Road!


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World Domination – Stream Of Consciousness Saturday #SoCS

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Lisa and Mac were in the living room, watching TV, when their cat came into the room and jumped up on the windowsill. The couple turned their attention to the gray tabby cat and watched him as he sat there and gazed intently out the window for a few minutes. The cat’s ears perked up at the sight of something in the backyard and he let out a small mew.

“Do you want to go outside, Silver?” Lisa asked the cat.

Silver jumped from the window and went over to the door, and Lisa got up to let him out.

Lisa went over to the window to watch, curious what had caught the tabby’s attention. Surprised at what she saw, she motioned Mac to join her.

“I wonder what’s going on?” she asked at the sight of a Silver sitting with a group of about a half-dozen other cats. They didn’t appear to be angry with each other or anything. They were just sitting there, staring at each other.  It was, she thought, as if they were having a meeting.

She mentioned the idea to Mac, who laughed and said jokingly, “Yeah, it’s probably a meeting about their plans for world domination. You know cats are plotting to take over the world, don’t you?”

Lisa and Mac laughed and returned to the couch to watch TV.

Outside, Silver and the others continued their conversation, not knowing that Lisa and Mac were on to them.

“So, how is everything going with you, #13?” Silver asked of the tuxedo cat to his left.

“Fairly well, Sir,” he answered.” I’ve about got my human subject trained to feed me on command. I still have to work on getting her to let me out when I ask. She doesn’t like for me to go outside for some odd reason. I keep having to slip out when I can to make these meetings.”

“And you, #7?” Silver asked of the Siamese to his right. “How goes your training of the humans?”

“Very well, Sir,” she replied. “They adore me so much, they will do anything I want. Although, they do need to work a bit more on cleaning out my litter boxes better.”

“And the training of my humans seems to be going well enough,” said Silver. “There are a few things that still need work, such as treats and more play time. But overall it sounds like the training of humans is going well. Soon, I think we will be able to move on to the next phase of our plans for world domination. We’ll meet back here again in a week to report on our progress. Dismissed!”

The clowder of cats broke up to return to their respective homes, their humans none the wiser about what the cats were truly up to.

 

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This post is part of the Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt, “dom”:

The Friday Reminder and Prompt for #SoCS Sept. 29/18


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An Alexa One-liner – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

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I found a one-liner skill for my Amazon Alexa and decided to try it out. This is the one-liner she gave me:

Golf and sex are the only two things you can enjoy without being good at either of them.

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Go ahead, think the worst