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Make Up Your Mind, Mother Nature! – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

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“Well, it’s official. The weather has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder.” – anonymous

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Share The Road!

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An Alexa One-liner – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

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I found a one-liner skill for my Amazon Alexa and decided to try it out. This is the one-liner she gave me:

Golf and sex are the only two things you can enjoy without being good at either of them.

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Go ahead, think the worst


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Go for it – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

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“If you want something you’ve never had, then you gotta do something you’ve never done.” – anonymous

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One-Liner Wednesday – Too Much Computer

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Uh, Maybe Not – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

 

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So, I was playing around with my Amazon Echo Dot the other day and asked, “Alexa, what’s my fortune?”

Alexa responded: “Are you sure you want to know?”

At that, I thought, “Uh, well, maybe not.”

Then I chuckled when I remembered a fortune she gave me a while back predicting a glass of red wine in my future.

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Snail Mail

 

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World Cat Day – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Happy World Cat Day!

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“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Inspiration Blooms


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Independence – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

Happy Independence Day to all! Don’t forget where it all began and what you’re celebrating today:

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” – the Declaration of Independence

 

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One-Liner Wednesday – On a Personal Note


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Ain’t It The Truth – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

After dreaming the other night that I’d come up with a great idea for a blog post, but not being able to remember what it was after I woke up, this meme came to mind:

 

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“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.'”

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – It’s a Con-undrum

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