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Bird Poop – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds



“You were really hoping to see a bird poop on my head again, weren’t you?”

That’s what I told my mom the other day when we were out shopping and she had me get out of the car to “plow the road” for her when she came upon a section of the parking lot that was filled with seagulls just sleeping and sunning themselves on the asphalt and not at all interested in moving out of the way for us.


This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – To Pooh a Villain

(funny images were found on Pinterest)