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Hustle – Tuesday Use It In A Sentence #tuesdayuseitinasentence

Working like crazy in the kitchen, Edna decided she much preferred dealing with the hustle and bustle of the crowds of shoppers on Black Friday than she did trying to hustle to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

This post is part of the Tuesday Use It In A Sentence prompt, “hustle”:

https://stephaniecolpron.wordpress.com/2018/11/20/tuesdayuseitinasentence-hustle/

 


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Giving Thanks – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

 

Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Connecting

 


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Black Friday Book Sale!!

All you holiday shoppers, take note! Starting 11/22 through Cyber Monday (11/27), I’ll have my book, Chronicles of Riss, on sale on Amazon!

 

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Get it for the Kindle for the low, low price of $0.99!

Or get it in paperback for 35% off!

Treat yourself to some Fantasy fun with this short story collection, or get a copy for the SF&F bookworm on your holiday list.

 

 

Not on sale, but still worth checking out:

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Kismet & Tell, the book that first introduced the sorceress supreme, Marissa “Riss” Cobalt, available in both Kindle edition or paperback.

 

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And if you need a kid’s book for your holiday shopping, you may want to try  The Little Italian Traveling Chair and let your little ones enjoy the magical adventure of flying off and visiting different countries.


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Preparing a Fantasy Thanksgiving Dinner

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Celebrating Thanksgiving in a fantasy world?  Follow these steps for the perfect meal that promises to be delicious, affordable, and minimal on casualties.

  1. Stock up on healing potions.  These can help with the prep work, family fights, bandit raids, food poisoning, and zombie turkeys.
  2. Hunt down your own turkey to save money for the other dishes.  They’re fairly plentiful in certain regions, so some traveling might be needed.  It is not recommended to use magic or anything else that obliterates the animal.
  3. Apologize to the griffin you mistook for a turkey and run.
  4. Find wild yams for mashing.  Earn extra money by doing this in public and claiming to be a stand-up comedian.  Due to copyright issues, always refuse to add a watermelon to your act.
  5. Buy green beans to steam.  What could go wrong?
  6. Finish wrapping scalded hand.
  7. Make bacon and eat most of it.  Give last…

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Something To Be Thankful For – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #Thanksgiving

 

 

“No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.” -unknown

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:
One-Liner Wednesday – …but wait!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a nice time with family and friends and enjoy your meal, but be sure to remember all you that have to be thankful for.

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Yawn – Tuesday Use It In A Sentence #tuesdayuseitinasentence

A collective yawn spread among the table’s occupants as the Thanksgiving feast was completed to their satisfaction, then everyone retired to living room to either nap or watch the football game on TV.

 

 

This post is part of the Tuesday Use It In A Sentence prompt, “yawn”:

https://stephaniecolpron.wordpress.com/2016/11/22/tuesdayuseitinasentence-yawn/