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Happy Halloween – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Wishing a very happy Halloween to all!

 

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“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” – anonymous

 

 

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Murder for Dummies?

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An Alexa One-liner – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

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I found a one-liner skill for my Amazon Alexa and decided to try it out. This is the one-liner she gave me:

Golf and sex are the only two things you can enjoy without being good at either of them.

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Go ahead, think the worst


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Go for it – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

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“If you want something you’ve never had, then you gotta do something you’ve never done.” – anonymous

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Too Much Computer

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Uh, Maybe Not – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

 

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So, I was playing around with my Amazon Echo Dot the other day and asked, “Alexa, what’s my fortune?”

Alexa responded: “Are you sure you want to know?”

At that, I thought, “Uh, well, maybe not.”

Then I chuckled when I remembered a fortune she gave me a while back predicting a glass of red wine in my future.

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Snail Mail

 

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World Cat Day – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Happy World Cat Day!

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“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Inspiration Blooms


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Independence – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

Happy Independence Day to all! Don’t forget where it all began and what you’re celebrating today:

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” – the Declaration of Independence

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – On a Personal Note


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The Chances You Take – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds Happy Birthday Al Pacino

 

In honor of Al Pacino’s birthday today:

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“You’re only as good as the chances you take.” – Al Pacino

 

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Difficult Concepts

 

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