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An Alexa One-liner – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

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I found a one-liner skill for my Amazon Alexa and decided to try it out. This is the one-liner she gave me:

Golf and sex are the only two things you can enjoy without being good at either of them.

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Go ahead, think the worst

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Go for it – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

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“If you want something you’ve never had, then you gotta do something you’ve never done.” – anonymous

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One-Liner Wednesday – Too Much Computer

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Uh, Maybe Not – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

 

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So, I was playing around with my Amazon Echo Dot the other day and asked, “Alexa, what’s my fortune?”

Alexa responded: “Are you sure you want to know?”

At that, I thought, “Uh, well, maybe not.”

Then I chuckled when I remembered a fortune she gave me a while back predicting a glass of red wine in my future.

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Snail Mail

 

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World Cat Day – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Happy World Cat Day!

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“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Inspiration Blooms


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Independence – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

Happy Independence Day to all! Don’t forget where it all began and what you’re celebrating today:

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” – the Declaration of Independence

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – On a Personal Note


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The Chances You Take – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds Happy Birthday Al Pacino

 

In honor of Al Pacino’s birthday today:

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“You’re only as good as the chances you take.” – Al Pacino

 

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Difficult Concepts

 

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So True – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds RIP Barbara Bush

 

 

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“At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.” – Barbara Bush

 

Rest in peace, Barbara Bush. America will sorely miss you, her “Grandmother”, the “Silver Fox”.

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Thought of the Day