Black Cats – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Since today would have been my sweet angel Shadow’s 15th birthday, and tomorrow is Black Cat Appreciation Day, I decided to share a favorite quote:

 

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx

 

Happy birthday, my sweet Shadow boy! I miss you.

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Wordless

Elephant Silliness – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

Feeling in the mood for a little silliness today, so:

 

Actually, the full quote is:
“One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” – Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding in Animal Crackers

 

 

(quote image from my Pinterest)

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Ask Not

Black Cat Crossing – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #blackcatappreciationday

As a proud owner of a black cat, I wanted to share something for Black Cat Appreciation Day to help dispel the superstitious stigmas and myths that still somehow surround them, and thought of something that also works for One-liner Wednesday:

 

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” – Groucho Marx

http://www.csicop.org/superstition/library/black_cats

Politics – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

 

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

 

 

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – You get it, right?

(quote image found on Pinterest)

Dogs & Books – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” —Groucho Marx

This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:
http://lindaghill.com/2015/10/21/one-liner-wednesday-the-past-meets-the-future/

(Image found on Pinterest)

Reality – One-liner Wednesday

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.” – Groucho Marx

 

 

 

 

 

Part of One-liner Wednesday:
http://lindaghill.wordpress.com/2014/09/03/one-liner-wednesday-whats-holding-you-back/