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Glorious Fail, Not Epic Fail – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously!” – Cate Blanchett

 

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Words to live by

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

HAHAHAHA!!! These are great!

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Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

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1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

3. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall – Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

5. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

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The Fantastic – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

In honor of the return of the X-Files:

 

“When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?” – Mulder

 

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This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – It really sucks