A loud squeaking noise woke him from his nap on the couch. Startled by the noise, he quickly jumped up and grabbed the first thing he could find to use as a weapon, which happened to be a baseball bat. Weapon in hand, he looked for the source of the noise, and suddenly saw a bat come flying towards him. Swinging his bat wildly and screaming madly at the flying creature, he chased it outside.
This post is part of the Tuesday Use It In A Sentence prompt, “bat”: