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18 Things Everyone Who’s Addicted To Buying Books Will Understand

Guilty on multiple counts. And yes, that shelf does remind me of mine.



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Preparing a Fantasy Thanksgiving Dinner

Legends of Windemere

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Celebrating Thanksgiving in a fantasy world?  Follow these steps for the perfect meal that promises to be delicious, affordable, and minimal on casualties.

  1. Stock up on healing potions.  These can help with the prep work, family fights, bandit raids, food poisoning, and zombie turkeys.
  2. Hunt down your own turkey to save money for the other dishes.  They’re fairly plentiful in certain regions, so some traveling might be needed.  It is not recommended to use magic or anything else that obliterates the animal.
  3. Apologize to the griffin you mistook for a turkey and run.
  4. Find wild yams for mashing.  Earn extra money by doing this in public and claiming to be a stand-up comedian.  Due to copyright issues, always refuse to add a watermelon to your act.
  5. Buy green beans to steam.  What could go wrong?
  6. Finish wrapping scalded hand.
  7. Make bacon and eat most of it.  Give last…

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Something To Be Thankful For – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds #Thanksgiving



“No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey.” -unknown


This post is part of One-liner Wednesday:
One-Liner Wednesday – …but wait!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a nice time with family and friends and enjoy your meal, but be sure to remember all you that have to be thankful for.