Jeanne Owens, author

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The Pork Chop Mistake – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

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While fixing pork chops for dinner the other night, I cut my finger slightly. As I went into the other room to grab a Band-Aid, my brother spotted me.

Brother: Did you mistake your finger for a carrot?

Me: No, I mistook it for a pork chop.


This true story is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Quite the Impression


Author: jowensauthor

I'm a geeky, animal/cat-loving author of Fantasy and YA Fiction. I'm a supporter of animal charities such as the WWF. I'm also a fan of anime and sci-fi/fantasy. I'm an avid reader as well, and enjoy mainly reading fantasies, mysteries, and books about animals. I have a B.A. in History with a minor in English. I also dabble in making jewelry, reading tarot, and am interested in the paranormal. You can find out more about me and my various books and writings at my website: You can also find me on Facebook, Google+, Tumblr, Twitter, Goodreads, and Pinterest.

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