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The Pork Chop Mistake – One-liner Wednesday #1linerWeds

While fixing pork chops for dinner the other night, I cut my finger slightly. As I went into the other room to grab a Band-Aid, my brother spotted me.

Brother: Did you mistake your finger for a carrot?

Me: No, I mistook it for a pork chop.

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This true story is part of One-liner Wednesday:

One-Liner Wednesday – Quite the Impression

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