Hahaha! These are hilarious! Thankfully I’m not that far gone yet, and I haven’t turned into Jay Sherman…yet.
A big chunk of an indie author’s life is promoting their books. Whether it’s available or about to come out, you need to spread the word. Yet, sometimes an author might go too far and things begin to unravel. At least mentally.
- Your dreams appear in Twitter form and you are being chased by hashtags. Trending topics fly through the background, most of them either politics or celebrity gossip. The plus side is that you no longer have that nightmare about winning a badminton tournament and realize you’re naked.
- You proudly declare that you made 14 tweets, 3 Facebook promos, 1 blog post, 4 Google+ promos, 2 author interviews, and 10 guest posts before lunch. Thankfully this declaration was on-line. That way nobody knows you failed to shower, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, get dressed, let the dog out, pack a lunch for the kids, get them to the bus…
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