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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’
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What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny…
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January 17, 2016 at 11:55 am
LOL Thanks Jeanne 😃
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January 17, 2016 at 12:22 pm
I’m wondering now.
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